So Dotty has asked me a few really tough questions. Lately they are as follows...
Have I met Santa?
Have I met Rudolf or Frosty?
Can she ride in Santa's Sleigh?
Have I ever met the Baby Jesus?
Did Jesus ever get spanked?
She also asks good ones throughout the year...
Why can't she go to Elmo Live every day?
Why can't Dora come to play at her house?
Where does Boots live?
Can she trade me in for a new momma?
Can I buy her a Prince Eric at Walmart?
Last night Dotty was in my bathroom watching me wash my face. A few questions were asked...
Why do I wash my face every night?
Why do I not put on makeup to sleep in?
Why can she not wear makeup to sleep in?
What are these things?
That last one had me looking down to see what Dotty was talking about. She had opened up the doors to the part underneath the bathroom sink and had found my "feminine products".
I was totally stumped so being a good mom I asked her what she thought they were. She said they were used to mark the finish line of a race.
Soooo I went with that...and we raced up and down the hallway until she forgot to ask me anything else about what she found under the sink.
(By the way...I have a new location...up high!)
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